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〃my uncle has already suggested pork…packing sir thomas。〃
〃dry…goods！ what are american dry…goods？〃 asked the duchess； raising her large hands in wonder and accentuating the verb。
〃american novels；〃 answered lord henry； helping himself to some quail。
the duchess looked puzzled。
〃dont mind him； my dear；〃 whispered lady agatha。 〃he never means anything that he says。〃
〃when america was discovered；〃 said the radical member…… and he began to give some wearisome facts。 like all people who try to exhaust a subject； he exhausted his listeners。 the duchess sighed and exercised her privilege of interruption。 〃i wish to goodness it never had been discovered at all！〃 she exclaimed。 〃really； our girls have no chance nowadays。 it is most unfair。〃
〃perhaps； after all； america never has been discovered；〃 said mr。 erskine； 〃i myself would say that it had merely been detected。〃
〃oh！ but i have seen specimens of the inhabitants；〃 answered the duchess vaguely。 〃i must confess that most of them are extremely pretty。 and they dress well； too。 they get all their dresses in paris。 i wish i could afford to do the same。〃
〃they say that when good americans die they go to paris；〃 chuckled sir thomas； who had a large wardrobe of humours cast…off clothes。
〃really！ and where do bad americans go to when they die？〃 inquired the duchess。
〃they go to america；〃 murmured lord henry。
sir thomas frowned。 〃i am afraid that your nephew is prejudiced against that great country；〃 he said to lady agatha。 〃i have travelled all over it in cars provided by the directors； who； in such matters； are extremely civil。 i assure you that it is an education to visit it。〃
〃but must we really see chicago in order to be educated？〃 asked mr。 erskine plaintively。 〃i dont feel up to the journey。〃
sir thomas waved his hand。 〃mr。 erskine of treadley has the world on his shelves。 we practical men like to see things； not to read about them。 the americans are an extremely interesting people。 they are absolutely reasonable。 i think that is their distinguishing characteristic。 yes； mr。 erskine； an absolutely reasonable people。 i assure you there is no nonsense about the americans。〃
〃how dreadful！〃 cried lord henry。 〃i can stand brute force； but brute reason is quite unbearable。 there is something unfair about its use。 it is hitting below the intellect。〃
〃i do not understand you；〃 said sir thomas； growing rather red。
〃i do； lord henry；〃 murmured mr。 erskine； with a smile。
〃paradoxes are all very well in their way。。。 。〃 rejoined the baronet。
〃was that a paradox？〃 asked mr。 erskine。 〃i did not think so。 perhaps it was。 well； the way of paradoxes is the way of truth。 to test reality we must see it on the tight rope。 when the verities bee acrobats； we can judge them。〃
〃dear me！〃 said lady agatha； 〃how you men argue！ i am sure i never can make out what you are talking about。 oh！ harry； i am quite vexed with you。 why do you try to persuade our nice mr。 dorian gray to give up the east end？ i assure you he would be quite invaluable。 they would love his playing。〃
〃i want him to play to me；〃 cried lord henry； smiling； and he looked down the table and caught a bright answering glance。
〃but they are so unhappy in whitechapel；〃 continued lady agatha。
〃i can sympathize with everything except suffering；〃 said lord henry； shrugging his shoulders。 〃i cannot sympathize with that。 it is too ugly； too horrible； too distressing。 there is something terribly morbid in the modern sympathy with pain。 one should sympathize with the colour； the beauty； the joy of life。 the less said about lifes sores； the better。〃
〃still； the east end is a very important problem；〃 remarked sir thomas with a grave shake of the head。
〃quite so；〃 answered the young lord。 〃it is the problem of slavery； and we try to solve it by amusing the slaves。〃
the politician looked at him keenly。 〃what change do you propose； then？〃 he asked。
lord henry laughed。 〃i dont desire to change anything in england except the weather；〃 he answered。 〃i am quite content with philosophic contemplation。 but； as the nineteenth century has gone bankrupt through an over…expenditure of sympathy； i would suggest that we should appeal to science to put us straight。 the advantage of the emotions is that they lead us astray； and the advantage of science is that it is not emotional。〃
〃but we have such grave responsibilities；〃 ventured mrs。 vandeleur timidly。
〃terribly grave；〃 echoed lady agatha。
lord henry looked over at mr。 erskine。 〃humanity takes itself too seriously。 it is the worlds original sin。 if the caveman had known how to laugh； history would have been different。〃
〃you are really very forting；〃 warbled the duchess。 〃i have always felt rather guilty when i came to see your dear aunt； for i take no interest at all in the east end。 for the future i shall be able to look her in the face without a blush。〃
〃a blush is very being； duchess；〃 remarked lord henry。
〃only when one is young；〃 she answered。 〃when an old woman like myself blushes； it is a very bad sign。 ah！ lord henry； i wish you would tell me how to bee young again。〃
he thought for a moment。 〃can you remember any great error that you mitted in your early days； duchess？〃 he asked； looking at her across the table。
〃a great many； i fear；〃 she cried。
〃then mit them over again；〃 he said gravely。 〃to get back ones youth； one has merely to repeat ones follies。〃
〃a delightful theory！〃 she exclaimed。 〃i must put it into practice。〃
〃a dangerous theory！〃 came from sir thomass tight lips。 lady agatha shook her head； but could not help being amused。 mr。 erskine listened。
〃yes；〃 he continued； 〃that is one of the great secrets of life。 nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping mon sense； and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are ones mistakes。〃
a laugh ran round the table。
he played with the idea and grew wilful； tossed it into the air and transformed it； let it escape and recaptured it； made it iridescent with fancy and winged it with paradox。 the praise of folly； as he went on； soared into a philosophy； and philosophy herself became young； and catching the mad music